Who Let You Out of the Pod?

"Well, well, well.  What have we here?"

"This looks like a lot of work.  Let me give you a paw."

"No reaaaally....let me help.  I'm good with peas!  Trust me."

"Are you sure?"  'cause I've been around a pod or two in my 15 months, so I could give you some shelling tips.  *hint* it works better if you use your teeth.  I'm giving you that one for free."

"Well, ok I'll just be right here to inspect your work.  Quality control is my middle name."

"What have we here?  Aren't you sweet?  Two little peas out of the pod....all alone with no one watching.  Something bad could happen to you.  It's a big dangerous world out here...." 

"Rwar!"